Life can be cruel. SCORE 58
Things cows don’t do. SCORE 137
Best present ever SCORE 4
Please? SCORE 111
Dissection of a knitted mouse. SCORE 115
Accurate. SCORE 155
Right in the childhood. SCORE 331
You know you’re from the 90s whe– SCORE 187
When you hold a shell to your ear. SCORE 105
Mom was worried about my trip to the Grand Canyon… SCORE 347
Why I don’t run. SCORE 187
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Sexy Lady SCORE 5
Cops…. SCORE 101
The Hunger Games. SCORE 218
Magic. SCORE 168
Om nom nom. SCORE 148
How I met your mother. SCORE 131
The prediction. SCORE 54
All the Bonds! SCORE 168
Or a chair… SCORE 4
Leaf crunching season. SCORE 120
Are you calling me fat? SCORE 112
Like a boss. SCORE 150
1,000 Likes to get a cat. SCORE 303
Whenever I try to get out of bed in the winter. SCORE 200
Accurate. SCORE 158
Waking up. SCORE 107
Ba dum tss… SCORE 180
The science of cutenicity. SCORE 102
Sage advice. SCORE 217
Such a missed opportunity. SCORE 195
How Twitter works. SCORE 63
