it didn’t survive the wash SCORE 29
move over mercury, i am the captain now SCORE 10
retirement is near SCORE 22
have you ever wanted to know what it would be like if godzilla ate you? SCORE 25
acid for kids SCORE 30
bilbo found peace in retirement SCORE 20
it always comes back to reagan SCORE 10
we got married immediately SCORE 19
welcome to hell SCORE 28
this salad is hilarious! SCORE 9
i want to experience the wonders of nature SCORE 19
do you like cake??? SCORE 23
cryptid currency is the future SCORE 10
inflation has finally gone too far SCORE 14
writing has really ruined reading for a whole generation SCORE 15
present the witnesses SCORE 46
my preciouses SCORE 14
mosquitos, probably SCORE 30
toxic relationships metaphor SCORE 24
it all makes sense now SCORE 16
taste testing all the rocks SCORE 19
auditions begin tomorrow SCORE 16
hoas are a scam SCORE 36
cheese and bread leads to time travel SCORE 15
thta’s the medicine SCORE 17
missed it by *that* much SCORE 27
gerald is doing the best he can SCORE 28
the most wonderful time of the year SCORE 6
it’s my job as a good husband SCORE 35
’90s advertising was the wild west SCORE 15
this is my lore SCORE 15
feel my fatness SCORE 17