important psa SCORE 44
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
there were no survivors SCORE 37
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
bad ass SCORE 38
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
cats always come first SCORE 27
pebble and roll SCORE 65
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
too late SCORE 38
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
must pet the pet SCORE 37
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
oh wow SCORE 49
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
so true SCORE 37
5 days a week SCORE 45
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
