Audrey Hepburn vs. Paris Hilton. SCORE 263
Nice parking job… SCORE 180
Why we invaded Iraq. SCORE 279
Wake up in the morning feeling like: SCORE 305
Oh… hei… SCORE 215
Sad car is sad. SCORE 204
Yo momma soo fat! SCORE 192
Did someone blink? SCORE 221
I will kill you with my bear hands! SCORE 262
Take me to the mall!!! SCORE 173
Obvious. SCORE 349
Yay! Internet! SCORE 217
Super Mario Bros. SCORE 127
Distractions. SCORE 194
You are the father! SCORE 252
Poor Pluto. SCORE 262
The parts of a girl. SCORE 128
I’m feeling lucky. SCORE 249
Do I know you? SCORE 217
Delivering a package. SCORE 233
Words. SCORE 293
Home sweet home. SCORE 151
Hipster hospital. SCORE 150
Lord of the Rings? SCORE 247
Cool camels are cool. SCORE 298
How my cats see me. SCORE 99
Hipster curse. SCORE 255
…but I don’t have a sister. SCORE 270
Midnight snack. SCORE 184
No one’s ever going to believe you. SCORE 348
Thesis sucks. SCORE 230
The Cookie Monster strikes again. SCORE 194
