When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
I > You. SCORE 272
Hello, Turtle? SCORE 217
Cats are jerks. SCORE 138
It’s true. SCORE 209
Hawkward. SCORE 270
Bikini season is right around the corner! SCORE 144
How you pass the time on vacation. SCORE 144
Every time… SCORE 142
My life is a constant battle… SCORE 230
Every public bathroom ever. SCORE 229
Scumbag Golden Retriever. SCORE 255
Reading yoga. SCORE 223
When I’m feeling sick… SCORE 180
On the one hand. SCORE 126
Anatomy of a Slurpee. SCORE 247
Cats are jerks. SCORE 218
Hey, I just met you. SCORE 124
Do want. SCORE 248
Did you know? SCORE 233
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
No matter how bad your day seems… SCORE 167
Cat’s resume. SCORE 109
Just discovered TV show that’s been running for 5 years. SCORE 297
YOLO. SCORE 128
There are plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 212
U wanna pizza me? SCORE 181
Chase all the strings! SCORE 127
How politics work. SCORE 298
Bad Joke Eel strikes again. SCORE 157
Oh really? SCORE 174
Dog logic. SCORE 281
