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Still+waiting+for+the+earth+to+reclaim+me.
OK+BUT+AREA+CODE+NEXT+TIME
OK BUT AREA CODE NEXT TIME SCORE 25
The+dollars+must+flow.
The dollars must flow. SCORE 24
10%2F10+would+pardon.
10/10 would pardon. SCORE 27
Due+to+less+pollution+in+lockdown%2C+the+Loch+Ness+monster+comes+up+for+some+fresh+air.++Welcome+back%2C+Nessie.
Due to less pollution in lockdown, the Loch Ness monster comes up for some fresh air. Welcome back, Nessie. SCORE 35
Covid-19+is+ruining+it+for+all
Covid-19 is ruining it for all SCORE 26
quarantine+bunnies+or+easter+hostages%3F
quarantine bunnies or easter hostages? SCORE 26
Zoom+only+pls%3F
Zoom only pls? SCORE 30
French+Fry+Queen+is+back+at+it.
French Fry Queen is back at it. SCORE 39
%2Acomplains+about+self+isolation%2A+Imagine+a+whole+lifetime+just+to+entertain.
*complains about self isolation* Imagine a whole lifetime just to entertain. SCORE 17
They+really+juiced+up+that+description.
They really juiced up that description. SCORE 34
Baptism%2C+basically.
Baptism, basically. SCORE 30
Classical+Karen.
Classical Karen. SCORE 32
When+your+wife+watches+your+press+briefings.
When your wife watches your press briefings. SCORE 28
We+will+carry+on%21
We will carry on! SCORE 26
I+are+helpful
I are helpful SCORE 26
Sample+Teachers+Contract+from+the+1920%26%238217%3Bs+before+collective+bargaining.
Sample Teachers Contract from the 1920’s before collective bargaining. SCORE 19
This+is+a+fun+game.
This is a fun game. SCORE 26
UN+DERSTAND
UN DERSTAND SCORE 25
A+clothing+company+made+a+magnetic+button+down+shirt+for+a+man+with+cerebral+palsy+so+he+could+get+dressed+more+easily
A clothing company made a magnetic button down shirt for a man with cerebral palsy so he could get dressed more easily SCORE 47
Rinse%2C+repeat.
Rinse, repeat. SCORE 31
Leopard+queen%26%238230%3B
Leopard queen… SCORE 27
Turkey+sends+aid+to+Serbia.+On+the+boxes+a+quote+from+Rumi+includes%3A+%26%238220%3BThere+is+sun+after+darkness.%26%238221%3B
Turkey sends aid to Serbia. On the boxes a quote from Rumi includes: “There is sun after darkness.” SCORE 21
We+need+an+age+freeze+during+the+pandemic.
We need an age freeze during the pandemic. SCORE 39
The+cheese+will+continue.
The cheese will continue. SCORE 32
RIP+In+Peace%2C+road+warrior.
RIP In Peace, road warrior. SCORE 40
People+are+losing+it+out+there%26%238230%3B
People are losing it out there… SCORE 30
Wake+up%2C+Ellen.
Wake up, Ellen. SCORE 28
Typical+%F0%9F%87%B9%F0%9F%87%A9.
Typical 🇹🇩. SCORE 28
A+Parmesan+vending+machine.+Italy+seems+nice%26%238230%3B
A Parmesan vending machine. Italy seems nice… SCORE 27
The+Lindsey+Lohan+of+Establishments
The Lindsey Lohan of Establishments SCORE 28
Ain%26%238217%3Bt+that+something.
Ain’t that something. SCORE 26
Danger+nood+says+what%26%238217%3Bs+up.
Danger nood says what’s up. SCORE 37
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