wow… SCORE 1
I heart the internet. SCORE 89
Witnessing childbirth. SCORE 71
Eat me, please. SCORE 5
Donuts bring me joy. SCORE 60
Crunches are hard… SCORE 67
Bacon s’mores? Yes, please! SCORE 46
It was so clean though… SCORE 0
You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124
Sweet bodies. SCORE 182
Get a tasty new look! SCORE 96
Sage advice. SCORE 87
LOL SCORE 5
You’ll have to break my heart to know all my secrets… SCORE 135
Halloween is scary… SCORE 22
Proof that girls are evil. SCORE 232
Uh, maybe you shouldn’t have kids… SCORE 2
Ron Swanson. SCORE 66
Better Fund This. SCORE -1
Every time… SCORE 167
Well that’s depressing…. SCORE 183
Harry Potter alphabet characters SCORE 20
Family photos. SCORE 2
A lovely self portrait. SCORE 121
It’s cool… He’s famous. SCORE 208
Russian doll cellphones SCORE 3
Just blew my mind SCORE 102
I’m gonna be a mighty king. SCORE 244
The cycles of life. SCORE 205
Things that blew your mind when you were a kid. SCORE 160
A Slam Poem to Bacon (with Nick Offerman). SCORE 22
Mr. Tea SCORE 102