Every time… SCORE 167
You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124
wow… SCORE 1
Better Fund This. SCORE -1
It was so clean though… SCORE 0
Uh, maybe you shouldn’t have kids… SCORE 2
You’ll have to break my heart to know all my secrets… SCORE 135
The cutest little zombie ever. SCORE 198
Witnessing childbirth. SCORE 71
Proof that girls are evil. SCORE 232
Humans are so needy… SCORE 101
Family photos. SCORE 2
A lovely self portrait. SCORE 121
The saddest vegetable in existence. SCORE 147
Saving money. SCORE 87
Van Gogh’s internet dies. SCORE 63
Famous last words. SCORE 84
For all the ballers… SCORE 2
Meanwhile, in China… SCORE 25
Mr. Tea SCORE 102
Brontosaurus world problems. SCORE 153
I’m gonna be a mighty king. SCORE 244
How I feel about Coldplay. SCORE -81
I heart the internet. SCORE 89
Sweet bodies. SCORE 182
Russian doll cellphones SCORE 3
The cycles of life. SCORE 205
Donuts bring me joy. SCORE 60
It’s cool… He’s famous. SCORE 208
Bacon s’mores? Yes, please! SCORE 46
Crunches are hard… SCORE 67
Ron Swanson. SCORE 66
