looks like i’m gonna live forever SCORE 13
why has god cursed me with a body? SCORE 1
just a touch SCORE 4
scooby can’t do SCORE 7
it’s like i’m in the room SCORE 22
it’s how she knew he was the one SCORE 21
am i a dog? SCORE 17
there goes my week SCORE 22
there is no such thing as a bad potato SCORE 16
no depressed eggs SCORE 26
resistance is futile SCORE 7
there is no light in my darkness SCORE 7
stick em in a stew! SCORE 21
sleeping does sound nice SCORE 19
slow dumb cat SCORE 14
there’s always money in the cocktail dress SCORE 12
spare cats SCORE 19
the wedding is off SCORE 23
new perspective on life SCORE 14
fig newton shoes SCORE 15
c’mon avocado makers! SCORE 21
in the washer and dryer it goes SCORE 31
so hungry i could eat you SCORE 12
it’s a toupee SCORE 6
it’s data not data SCORE 19
ursus americanus! SCORE 21
still gotta try though SCORE 14
raised on small bites SCORE 11
where’s waldo SCORE 16
place your bets SCORE 5
choo choo SCORE 15
i take full responsibility SCORE 16