Oddly touching. SCORE 345
Why I can’t eat eggs. SCORE 213
STAHP IT HUUMAN. SCORE 169
When you wave to someone and they don’t see you. SCORE 174
Oprah for president. SCORE 239
Scumbag toddlers. SCORE 125
The killer whale personal submarine. SCORE 232
Whenever I have a problem SCORE 170
Magic… SCORE 151
How to troll Halloween. SCORE 191
Baby burrito. SCORE 119
When you see your photo on your ID card. SCORE 133
Morgan Freeman did an Obama commercial… SCORE 214
One Direction SCORE -14
Surprise smooching. SCORE 100
I’m looking for Kristen Stewart. SCORE 196
Does not compute. SCORE 180
Love is with the heart, not the eyes SCORE -3
Sylvester Stallone in First Blood. SCORE 45
Long distance relationships are hard. SCORE 216
We have to go back! SCORE 185
How to jump start your kitty. SCORE 150
Cats are jerks. SCORE 105
Faith in humanity, waning. SCORE 253
Typing out “Yeah.” SCORE 130
Crazy cat lady costume. SCORE 118
How dinosaurs really went extinct. SCORE 95
Why I vote. SCORE 150
How I see math word problems. SCORE 165
Every episode of The Walking Dead. SCORE 137
The udder pitcher. SCORE 118
I’m in the middle of nowhere. SCORE 116