Listen here, Neil. SCORE 72
Would you like to request your final baguette? SCORE 75
Gandalf with the pro gamer move. SCORE 42
How ants do the walkin’. SCORE 23
Harbinger of doom SCORE 23
The many faced god? SCORE 36
Wait a minute! SCORE -4
All of the above SCORE 37
Some dads don’t know… but that’s OK. SCORE 40
Russian beaches seem nice… SCORE 28
I was not prepared for this… SCORE 39
FREEDOM SOCKS! SCORE 46
Go ahead, brand thyself. SCORE 9
First you must learn to read… SCORE 26
(some) teachers earn every penny. SCORE 38
#hugtheworld(carefully) SCORE 31
Define Latte… SCORE 40
Do not try this at work. SCORE 43
Wind farms have a certain vibe to them. SCORE 62
Is the bowl really full, though? Yes. It is. SCORE 34
This ant is printed on every single copy… #antlife SCORE 20
A salute to friendship and honour. SCORE 50
Bog Body goals. SCORE 55
On the way to the 100 Acre Wood SCORE 49
Littering is the the wurst. SCORE 50
It’s sort of my Halloween costume. SCORE 34
Burns so good. SCORE 37
Dads whom disappoint. SCORE 37
Bats are nocturnal. SCORE 39
Gym tricks you probably didn’t know. SCORE 47
HOA is an emotional outlet. SCORE 42
99 bottles of beer on the wall… SCORE 19
