The Perfect Metaphor For My Life SCORE 123
I will eat your soul. SCORE 141
I love clapping like a seal SCORE 129
It’s all about the attitude SCORE 170
Everything is a cover-up SCORE 137
hurp de hurrrp SCORE 64
Old Habits SCORE 81
This is heartbreaking SCORE 76
"I don’t mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?" SCORE 118
Mark Hamill replied to my tweet the other day on my new Landspeeder! SCORE 143
Sometimes I wonder who the real boss is around my house. SCORE 68
Problem solved. SCORE 111
The Clock Is Currently Running SCORE 61
Joe Kinan was horribly burned in the 2003 Station nightclub fire, which killed his girlfriend Karla and 99 other people. Here he is in 2014, smiling with his newborn daughter, Hadley. SCORE 130
The mayor of San Juan who was recently attacked for allegedly wanting everything done for her. SCORE 152
NONSENSE SCORE 67
This is called a hole punch cloud, and its got a rainbow going through it SCORE 92
Identifying with fictional characters SCORE 143
huh… $43 M… SCORE 97
…so stick to eating only that portion? SCORE 67
Like a Bull in a China Shop SCORE 142
#stopit SCORE 98
No one listens to me SCORE 157
Sarg, it won’t fit!… SCORE 76
Jackie Chan photobombs SCORE 118
That’s no way to live! SCORE 80
How Your Body Works SCORE 129
STAAAAAHP!!! SCORE 119
Smooth AF SCORE 101
You used to call me on my spellphone. SCORE 87
Moo moo mothertrucker SCORE 126
Medical alphabet. SCORE 81
