Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Fatality SCORE 40
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
And cheese SCORE 26
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Proceed SCORE 30
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52