Cookie Monster or...? SCORE 190
Complete defeat SCORE 139
Getting a MacBook Air for birthday SCORE 124
Touche. SCORE 278
Truth. SCORE 238
I'm only a morning person on December 25th. SCORE 244
The Most Self-Damning Thing I Can Imagine SCORE 156
Puppy vs. Mantis SCORE 146
I will watch this movie... SCORE 21
Masks are for pussies, also. SCORE 26
Classic tale as old as time. SCORE 31
Gendered Deodorants SCORE 174
It's done, but there's blood everywhere. SCORE 42
'Scuse me, ma'am. You forgot this. SCORE 299
Yeah, the doctor. SCORE 82
I could be a dog. SCORE 84
Seems fitting after recent events SCORE 187
Guadalupe River, Texas. SCORE 207
How my year went SCORE 111
Reasons I don't want to hold your baby. SCORE 224
Excuses excuses... SCORE 169
Alrighty, then. SCORE 42
What makes babies laugh in their sleep... SCORE 90
well, that's rude SCORE 119
Childhood ruined. SCORE 224
You learn something new each day. SCORE 276
That unexplainable emotion SCORE 104
A motel in NSW Australia in middle of the day. SCORE 19
Mew. SCORE 77
Row, row, row your car... SCORE 136
Stay in school kids SCORE 159
uh, heh.... SCORE 173
