Animal pickup lines. SCORE 250
No, I will not play Call Me Maybe. SCORE 246
For science. SCORE 241
What happens when you microwave Ivory soap. SCORE 271
How I feel about Mondays. SCORE 150
If it can’t be fixed with duct tape… SCORE 277
First world cats. SCORE 201
Stay calm. SCORE 276
Sipping my box of juice. SCORE 211
Proof. SCORE 148
Nice try though. SCORE 220
Mirror, mirror, on the wall. SCORE 285
Day 42: The humans still think I’m a baked potato. SCORE 268
Reactions to sites going down. SCORE 278
That’s so sweet… oh wait. SCORE 157
Ur flavr. It hurtz me. SCORE 223
The lie detective. SCORE 104
Cats are jerks. SCORE 103
His favorite spot. SCORE 266
Umbrella cockatoo dancing and singing ACDC. SCORE 70
Dear vegetarians. SCORE 117
Having a bad hair day? SCORE 205
The worst kind of surprise. SCORE 267
How getting a job works. SCORE 270
The making of a cat lady. SCORE 146
Wearable planters. SCORE 229
I must go, my people need me. SCORE 262
White bread. SCORE 306
I was framed! SCORE 316
This song is so sexist. SCORE 255
A piece of meat. SCORE 128
Burn. SCORE 241
