This guy repaints doll faces. SCORE 202
Draco is regretting this now… SCORE 217
One of these things is not like the others. SCORE 122
Dogs can sense earthquakes. SCORE 142
You’re Too Young To Understand SCORE 167
The night sky in winter. SCORE 165
I have a new dentist now… SCORE 12
When you try to go to sleep while you’re drunk. SCORE 12
Remembering everything I did wrong. Oh cr*p… SCORE 119
Switzerland’s education system. SCORE 145
How to pretend to be an adult. SCORE 116
How well I sleep. SCORE 8
Words to live by SCORE 16
Best headline ever. SCORE 120
Grumpy Cat during the holidays. SCORE 10
Blood orange. SCORE 141
Got my girlfriend a leather jacket for Christmas. SCORE -6
I hate my life. SCORE 12
An $8 million Monet painting after a man punched it SCORE -4
My life SCORE 113
Does it make me a bad parent if im like this? SCORE 154
After a long day of fetch SCORE 9
I need this. SCORE 11
Stephen Colbert is so happy being Legolas. SCORE 163
When I heard Disney was making the new Stars Wars movie. SCORE 6
My kind of princess. Taco Belle. SCORE 98
Soy milk. SCORE 11
Password strength: Blonde. SCORE 10
Best. Day. Ever. SCORE 16
Cops nowadays SCORE 1
My love life. SCORE 171
Me too! SCORE 240
