A visual representation for life as an adult SCORE 29
At least he knows SCORE 34
The power of prayer SCORE 45
She was a vampire the whole time SCORE 35
There is no escape SCORE 19
Shoo, bird! SCORE 30
Sucker! SCORE 58
*Googles “Gordan Ramsey lamb sauce”* SCORE 28
I’m a pirate SCORE 17
True friendship SCORE 23
16 glasses of wine at a time SCORE 33
LOL SCORE 46
1 is less than 2, so… SCORE 46
Dragons are real!!! SCORE 60
Dads are such softies SCORE 55
No hollow gesture here SCORE 84
Not cool, Brenda SCORE 25
Live long and prosper… SCORE 32
A real life video game SCORE 32
I’d watch that movie SCORE 36
So young. So innocent SCORE 46
It also counts as exercise SCORE 27
Throw me the ball, human SCORE 40
She’s doomed SCORE 51
About to make my dreams come true SCORE 38
This “totally” happened… SCORE 5
Don’t even breathe SCORE 10
You’re end is coming, if that’s okay with you, of course. SCORE 33
The battle for biggest shit never ends SCORE 43
I think, I thought, I saw you try SCORE 32
The bitter truth SCORE 27
What did I do to make this happen? SCORE 31
