Not even once SCORE 58
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
"Deciding not to have kids is selfish!" SCORE 131
Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 89
A School Lesson which I can never forget SCORE 121
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
Do You Ever Get A Weird Crush On Someone… SCORE 116
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
This was a question on my physics test SCORE 138
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
Star Vars SCORE 56
He’s a meth lab SCORE 56
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
This is adorable SCORE 135
Sometimes you got to fail to succeed. SCORE 160
When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
Why I don’t cook much SCORE 200
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
I Don’t Understand Why So Many pigs die while eating an apple… SCORE 74
Just let me go SCORE 49
The truth hurts SCORE 40
What’s my purpose? SCORE 104
Toddler game show I would definitely watch SCORE 101
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110
Ooops? SCORE 118
Decisions were easier in the 90s SCORE 104
The perils of being a cake decorator SCORE 93
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
When you cancel your uber SCORE 59
