My feelings toward college. SCORE 158
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 244
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
BROFIST SCORE -3
Truth. SCORE 182
Wrong Show SCORE 191
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
How is this possible? SCORE 277
I love you more than… SCORE 122
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
I was mugged! SCORE 130
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
Thanks Max. SCORE 327
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
Word! SCORE 19
Because Reasons SCORE 224
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 270
I yawned! SCORE 10
