I made a galaxy cake on my mother’s birthday… SCORE 83
The seven-colored tanager SCORE 98
Obamas new job.. SCORE 33
Limp vaudeville SCORE 78
Horse bro SCORE 94
Dehydrated Water SCORE 69
In the desert for a field study, and met a GG Rattle snake SCORE 67
Ahhh. Got it. SCORE 86
The Black Cat Analogy SCORE -13
Fifty Shades of Grey SCORE 70
Never forget the people who guided you. SCORE 141
Police Squad SCORE 109
Don’t confuse Day One nervousness with lack of affection… SCORE 80
Glowing murals SCORE 80
Attorneys are redundant SCORE 103
Do you think they’ll notice? SCORE 78
Pepsi Personified SCORE 38
Take note, Kellyanne. SCORE 109
This Lizard Is Ridiculously Photogenic SCORE 83
A village in Yemen. SCORE 80
Sorry little fish I am at full capacity. SCORE 55
A two for one special SCORE 76
Most accurate post I’ve ever read SCORE 107
Google Chrome vs Internet Explorer SCORE 34
Iceland volcano SCORE 79
Nice try, Satan SCORE 114
Breaking Bread SCORE 50
The Poison Garden Contains Over 100 Deadly Plants SCORE 102
As a lifelong Southerner, this couldn’t be more accurate. SCORE 68
At least he tried SCORE 67
Not remotely sorry SCORE 61
Space Detective SCORE 14