Using a time machine after eating bad Mexican. SCORE -76
The minute hand fell off. SCORE 261
How to get comments of facebook SCORE 9
smile SCORE -2
My car stereo is getting pushy. SCORE 159
Raccoons always look like they were just about to steal something. SCORE 164
Fueled by recycled dinosaurs. SCORE 198
Right? SCORE 150
The Many Ways To Die In A Tarantino Film SCORE 2
Disney, I Do Not Think That Means What You Think it Means SCORE 180
Alligators made from tires. SCORE 215
Unforgivable. SCORE 232
What kind of sorcery is this? SCORE 184
What are you a geek about? SCORE 13
great leader hungry SCORE -1
The Dark Lord has spoken. SCORE 303
I could use one of these. SCORE 170
Don’t text and drive. SCORE 169
If The Breakfast Club was made today. SCORE 340
You’ve changed, Disney. SCORE 196
How do you know when it’s over? SCORE 258
At the doctor’s office… SCORE 36
Kristen Stewart=Cat SCORE 10
My cat is getting pushy. SCORE 111
My favorite character was the iceberg. SCORE 102
Our secret man parties. SCORE 245
We’re expecting. SCORE 259
Accurate. SCORE 267
Accurate. SCORE 131
Took me a second to figure out this one. SCORE 253
Cosplay isn’t all Fun and Games SCORE -3
Swimsuit season is coming. SCORE 232