A forever puppy! SCORE 390
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
Ladies… SCORE 173
All the Navies! SCORE 172
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
Seems legit. SCORE 150
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
New books. SCORE 200
I hate that feeling. SCORE 223
The tragedy of Africa. SCORE 155
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
Friends. SCORE 213
How people see me. SCORE 233
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
I love you. SCORE 20
Accurate. SCORE 257
How marriage works. SCORE 66
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
