treat yourself SCORE 15
that is correct SCORE 20
always assume the worst SCORE 32
act your wage SCORE 18
i might be a vampire SCORE 26
and they became best friends after SCORE 32
all busses are loved equally SCORE 49
don’t judge me SCORE 14
feels like i’m there! SCORE 16
my genius is unequaled SCORE 23
she did what was necessary SCORE 32
would pay to watch SCORE 14
wartime golf rules SCORE 21
antreefa SCORE 23
every freaking day SCORE 21
my happiness almost lasted a whole minute this time SCORE 22
like magic SCORE 39
every word plagiarized SCORE 21
corvid testing, because you know you wanna know SCORE 27
cat ownership defined SCORE 32
brain: enjoy the panic attack! SCORE 16
dating in your 30s SCORE 23
later doesn’t work for me SCORE 12
always proofread your pamphlets before distributing them to the flock SCORE 15
the truth has finally been revealed SCORE 24
not sure this really counts SCORE 32
did someone say potatoes? SCORE 20
this was me in high school SCORE 19
may the force be with you SCORE 28
present spoiled SCORE 32
turns out the code was pretty easy to guess SCORE 26
it’s a bread knife SCORE 18
