Uncanny SCORE 150
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
Meanwhile in holland… SCORE 1
Perks of being an English major SCORE 177
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
Batman? SCORE 138
The sun has fallen out of orbit and is about to collide with the earth. SCORE 445
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 92
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 90
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 55
GO BOB GO!!!!!! SCORE 5
How slavery began. SCORE 73
Heaven must be missing an angle… SCORE 185
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
If robbers ever broke into my house… SCORE 254
Women are crazy, men are stupid. SCORE 180
How I Met Your Mother SCORE 6
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
Darth Vader is Luke’s Father!? SCORE 5
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 123
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 158
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 62
Surface tension is awesome. SCORE 155
Me and my trainer. SCORE 115
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
