Truth. SCORE 183
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
I yawned! SCORE 10
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
Because Reasons SCORE 224
Wrong Show SCORE 192
BROFIST SCORE -2
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
My feelings toward college. SCORE 158
Word! SCORE 20
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
How is this possible? SCORE 277
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127