You’re not terribly important to me. SCORE 12
A Christmas tree made only of dried flowers SCORE 189
Trollolololo. SCORE 221
Ginny. SCORE 4
So… I found this on the floor in class. SCORE 191
Scumbag Texas. SCORE 142
Flawless Logic SCORE 81
Get That Red Dot SCORE 12
Me on Mondays. SCORE 7
Dem Pooh Bear feels. SCORE 140
All college students. SCORE 165
warehouse long jump SCORE 7
This Pastor is misusing his Jedi powers. SCORE 9
When my spoon alters the soup’s surface SCORE -42
Take that clause! SCORE 12
Get it? SCORE 69
Stuttgart public library SCORE 103
A little R & R. SCORE 8
Hail Santa SCORE 5
Top 4 Lies SCORE 13
How to catch Santa! SCORE 9
Part of a gangster’s daily diet SCORE 10
The government. SCORE 13
Saw this poem in Portland, Maine SCORE 139
Kip-up to handstand SCORE 120
Cat problems SCORE 11
What a happy ending SCORE 6
Disney princesses as the women of Game of Thrones. SCORE 6
Heard you was talking shit SCORE 15
Kith SCORE 6
So this store had a “Dear Santa” writing area for children… SCORE 11
What a naughty bed! SCORE 139