The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
Just happy to have new kicks, personally. SCORE 32
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
The Entrepreneurial spirit. SCORE 25
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
How else do you expect me to keep in contact with my preschool teacher I never contact? SCORE 42
The HR department would like to know your location… SCORE 30
Just ask her to grab it for you… SCORE 25
Toasters whom take their job seriously. SCORE 29
Spacious apartment under the stairs… SCORE 33
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
Just Doctor Phil things… SCORE 29
Tale as old as time. SCORE 30
The art of war. SCORE 20
Are ya ready kid? SCORE 14
Aawooof! SCORE 34
Get yourself a pandemic haircut 2021. SCORE 21
Covfefe, please. SCORE 21
Aw, Nuts! SCORE 35
Just generally worried about you. SCORE 31
Educate thyself on the many windows. SCORE 22
BabyNames.com SCORE 42
A rare edit. SCORE 24
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
It’s a plate for Pi. SCORE 25
The Zoom wars of 2021 SCORE 35
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26
It does burn a bit. SCORE 28
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
Don’t be evil… SCORE 20
