every segment on the news SCORE 14
memorable first customer SCORE 17
a very small dog SCORE 15
did i stutter? SCORE 12
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
no one understands my genius SCORE 17
i like bananas SCORE 9
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
supersize it SCORE -4
working cat SCORE 20
because everything is okay SCORE 13
zero traction SCORE 11
scary fish! SCORE 7
scream therapy SCORE 15
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
one stop american shop SCORE 7
slap them SCORE 13
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
cats find a way SCORE 23
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
