
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34

Nascar leads the way yet again. SCORE 38

Vampire slaying kit from the circa 1890s SCORE 28

Problem solved, as far as I am concerned. SCORE 20

Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42

Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23

Send anime spaghetti noods… SCORE 19

Don’t make eye contact… SCORE 31

Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28

The latest in stealth technology. SCORE 18

They love the slow ramp Morty. SCORE 17

‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36

I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31

Same. SCORE 29

I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39

I did the school. SCORE 27

Be careful out there! SCORE 39

Japan has parks made entirely of flowers. SCORE 34

Get wrecked at your local coffee shop now opening in phase II… SCORE 26

And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20

This is a marlin spike used by sailors to undo knots, BTW. SCORE 29

NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23

Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22

The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26

For your safety, and convenience SCORE 26

Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43

I’m not crying, we’re crying! SCORE 41

The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32

Got em SCORE 30

We can do it! SCORE 30

Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36

Karen can get it. SCORE 44