Not everyone has two legs. SCORE 81
When your teacher asks you to explain your work. SCORE 116
He Still Hasn’t Woken Up Yet? SCORE 79
Cat Person SCORE 108
Darth Vader Empire Style SCORE 96
I need this. SCORE 48
You are the vacuum cleaner SCORE 119
Winding River SCORE 88
How did Hitler feel about territory? SCORE 115
Raising a family is hard SCORE 78
The Others SCORE 88
Once you realize that you don’t need a special occasion to buy cake… SCORE 119
Watching Beauty And The Beast SCORE 30
We could learn a lot from dogs. SCORE 64
These Aren’t Just Any Daily Commuters SCORE 141
A local H.S. Principal just solved a mysterious senior prank from a decade ago… SCORE 133
He Deserves A Peace Prize SCORE 145
Kanye West’s Dog SCORE 107
Meow SCORE 97
I Love The Way The Earth Rotates.. SCORE 125
PARAAAAABOLAAAAASSS!!!! SCORE 54
If Trump were really a friend of the gays SCORE 135
Where do you think you’re going, baby? SCORE 101
Mom, am I ugly? SCORE 38
If Only Spiders Could Actually Talk SCORE 100
South Park has a pretty amazing take on sadness. SCORE 101
Children don’t lie. SCORE 141
This is important to remember. SCORE 160
Google knows what you mean… SCORE 83
Five Doctors SCORE 90
Saving A Dog SCORE 114
Dog Hero SCORE -43