The truth is self evident SCORE 27
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
What year is ist? SCORE 35
Stress relief SCORE 45
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
What about Linux? SCORE 45
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
Flying first class SCORE 24
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
Sounds painful SCORE 28
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
Problem solved SCORE 42
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
My resume lied SCORE 30
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
The obvious answer SCORE 26
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 54
My dream day SCORE 24
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
request denied SCORE 30
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5