Wind it up. SCORE 16
When I hesitantly hug my partner after a fight when they’re still mad. SCORE 19
Nah. Too much work. SCORE 14
confused physicians. SCORE 212
Paranormal activity. SCORE 105
I’m so in debt I can… SCORE 155
Nope. SCORE 98
Oh snap! SCORE 132
The sea. SCORE 128
Disney gender reversal. SCORE 147
I guess I need a floating hammock bathtub SCORE 22
Would eat. SCORE 105
Free advertising. SCORE 180
Ebola in Dallas SCORE 12
The instructions for my new dog shampoo SCORE 202
Skinny jeans will be the death of me. SCORE 124
Life is not a fairy tale. SCORE 92
Forever 33. SCORE 21
Every Grunt from Home Improvement SCORE 6
We’re sorry our product stinks SCORE 0
I can still smell them SCORE 102
That explains it. SCORE 229
How we know winter is coming. SCORE 157
I guess I need a floating hammock bathtub SCORE 22
We’ll be replaced by robots SCORE 0
Your kind of crazy. SCORE 131
I hope this happens. SCORE 170
It’s a big world out there SCORE 161
Attach a laser pointer to your cat’s head. SCORE 154
next week on doctor who… SCORE 110
The Ron Swanson Luchables Kit SCORE 9
Smack DOWN SCORE -36
