isn’t it obvious? SCORE 13
i would like to pet them SCORE 15
adulting SCORE 17
they did what they had to do SCORE 9
the new version of bop-it is lit SCORE 17
you’ve been chopped SCORE 17
same SCORE 31
i was an idiot SCORE 23
now that you’ve seen it, you can’t unsee it SCORE 22
my stories are on SCORE 28
trying was pointless SCORE 22
his day is not going well SCORE 28
yes SCORE 9
wonder when it changed SCORE 9
i need bread SCORE 19
you mortal fools! SCORE 22
roman emperor breakfast SCORE 27
not enough mimosas for this group SCORE 9
run SCORE 15
the most cat a cat could be SCORE 22
this isn’t therapy SCORE 12
i’m tired SCORE 21
i can’t help it anymore SCORE 18
they never end SCORE 14
he said what he meant SCORE 25
kinda beautiful thought, though SCORE 12
sometimes you just have to paint your cows SCORE 13
insert punchline here SCORE 20
and i never went to subway again SCORE 21
lol SCORE 16
the struggle is real SCORE 17
omg i want one SCORE 14