Accurate. SCORE 257
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Finally. SCORE 345
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 121
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
This needs to happen. SCORE 268
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Puberty in England. SCORE 277
Pardon me good sir. SCORE 150
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
Why English is hard to learn. SCORE 183
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
