Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 26
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 23
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
Never forget. SCORE 29
Big wreckage… SCORE 23
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
To the rescue? SCORE 23
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 30
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 22
Let it happen. SCORE 34
Corona bad. SCORE 27
Dolly Parton gets no rest. SCORE 24
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
Le sigh… SCORE 26
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 26
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 28
Absolute class. SCORE 25
Be petty SCORE 35
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
🤔 SCORE 19
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
Preach, Papa. SCORE 40
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 17