Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
When penguins get married. SCORE 181
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
This needs to happen. SCORE 268
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
Accurate. SCORE 257
Pardon me good sir. SCORE 150
Why English is hard to learn. SCORE 183
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 121
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
Puberty in England. SCORE 277
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Finally. SCORE 345
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
Adding color to iconic photos. SCORE 184