The cosmos guide us SCORE 26
Let their arms alone. SCORE 25
turning off the basement light SCORE 33
Reading problems. SCORE 31
Call 1-800-411-PAIN. SCORE 25
Miss Kitty SCORE 32
The man plans for the apocalypse. SCORE 25
Let’s close 300 more prisons, maybe. SCORE 35
Safety first. SCORE 26
No smoking for you… SCORE 28
5 Cents is 5 Cents SCORE 24
Bernie dishes out the burns. SCORE 29
Sheep go baa SCORE 31
OK that is not great. SCORE 30
We don’t joke like that, bud. SCORE 33
Hold my beer… SCORE 23
Thanks mom… SCORE 26
Brothers are good brothers. SCORE 31
Tindr is contagious… SCORE 24
Give us the balls of meat. SCORE 41
Samsung stock skyrocketed that year… SCORE 35
1 day old danger noodle. SCORE 26
Indian villagers wear face masks on the backs of their heads to prevent tigers attacking them from behind. SCORE 31
I can smell it better from here… SCORE 23
This is not the elephant you’re looking for… SCORE 19
Nailed it, I say. SCORE 25
Risky kisses… SCORE 29
Productivity is at an all time high. SCORE 27
Spring is coming at you. SCORE 28
Recruiting for a Volunteer Fire Department SCORE 31
What happened in Vegas… SCORE 30
Fear the clown… SCORE 39