Movie Magic SCORE 27
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 20
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
WELL THEN SCORE 17
It’s all good. SCORE 49
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
Olden but golden SCORE 19
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
treat? SCORE 25
I want to believe. SCORE 28
