they’re gonna get married SCORE 8
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
i can’t see my toes SCORE 27
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
he’s thinking about the squirrel that got away SCORE 37
place your bets! SCORE 48
the shape of soup SCORE 44
cozy SCORE 36
she’s living the dream SCORE 43
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
the original American badass SCORE 88
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
yeah, no, that’s not mittens SCORE 41
everything is south america now SCORE 46
come to daddy! SCORE 30
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
thats a gangster move right there SCORE 17
i feel seen SCORE 31
oh sweet release SCORE 50
how is the eagle? SCORE 40
which do you choose? SCORE 23
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
thanks for nothing mom and dad! SCORE 60
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
the words just never come out right SCORE 38
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 36
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
rude diet SCORE 36
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 21