Sometimes I wonder who the real boss is around my house. SCORE 68
UPS driver has a sense of humor SCORE 99
It’s that time of year… SCORE 38
A long time ago in a galaxy so far, far away… SCORE 66
Both posted within the hour. Coincidence? I think not. SCORE 119
Scamlock Holmes SCORE 96
Everything is a cover-up SCORE 138
I didn’t get the FEMA alert today. SCORE 31
Dropping my new album soon SCORE 88
My son accidentally left his favorite stuffed animal, Hamilton, on my dad’s farm. My dad had a little fun making a story out of it. SCORE 161
Sarg, it won’t fit!… SCORE 76
Can not unsee. SCORE 104
Futuristic Work Problems SCORE 115
Good luck wimp. SCORE 80
That would be /so cool SCORE 67
Don’t get too hurt SCORE 71
I will eat your soul. SCORE 141
#stopit SCORE 98
Talking to parents on the phone SCORE 97
A magical world in an old, wooden post. SCORE 106
Story of my life SCORE 80
…so stick to eating only that portion? SCORE 67
Bee hacking – a guide to understanding your computer. SCORE 44
Medical alphabet. SCORE 82
3D Floor SCORE 90
Snake Humor SCORE 86
Smooth AF SCORE 101
No son of mine. SCORE 102
I’d like to solve the puzzle! SCORE 84
One of life’s great questions SCORE 60
Most accurate Mean Tweet I’ve seen SCORE 125
Hooty whom SCORE 63
