Tis but a scratch. SCORE 215
There’s nothing stronger than love. SCORE 169
There may be a spy among us. SCORE 214
Harry Potter’s iPhone. SCORE 208
Phone etiquette. SCORE 258
Touché… SCORE 264
A rare find. SCORE 249
You can do it Carl! SCORE 236
Friends vs. Best friends. SCORE 226
Jennifer gets it. SCORE 291
Why I hate movie theaters. SCORE 180
Sweet, but not quite right. SCORE 0
Life in the woods. SCORE 133
Scumbag alcohol. SCORE 65
Why cats are better than men. SCORE 52
A dog’s life. SCORE 81
The last of the human freedoms. SCORE 160
Big cats also like boxes. SCORE 164
Dear shaving commercials. SCORE 254
Wings SCORE 7
Goldfish problems. SCORE 180
Betcha Can’t SCORE -2
Just a puppy. SCORE 181
You are traffic. SCORE 242
A tree’s broken dreams. SCORE 125
My dream. SCORE 134
We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 111
Women’s logic. SCORE -75
You’re welcome. SCORE 92
So many puns! SCORE 136
Attack! SCORE 200
A cat’s life. SCORE 0
