Every time I clean the litter box. SCORE 152
Accurate. SCORE 414
Have you seen my hat? SCORE 45
Jackie SCORE 99
Crabs spiders and scorpions SCORE 93
Teeth so white they can't dance. SCORE 129
Someone gets it SCORE 162
Hello SCORE 90
You see this smile? You did that. SCORE 15
*frog noises* SCORE 57
E-Mergency SCORE 76
The manager of the cleaning company we use had a wholesome reaction when I accidentally sent her a text meant for my wife. SCORE 74
We would fix it. SCORE 251
And now for my exit. SCORE 141
Disgusting but Accurate... SCORE 107
Dadzoned SCORE 123
The cat tail. SCORE 187
My friend is a pro footballer SCORE 126
The breastplate of cuirassier Antoine Fraveau, struck and killed by a canonball. He was serving Napoleon Bonaparte at the Battle of Waterloo SCORE 80
Hey vegans...it makes no sense SCORE 49
Mad with your wife? SCORE 44
*grabs the podium* SCORE 77
Joe Biden (human) pictured with Joe Biden (dog) SCORE 75
Well that escalated quickly. SCORE 152
It's Hilarious Every Time SCORE 86
Icelandic People Soup! SCORE 77
When two become one. SCORE 18
Oops SCORE 127
Doin me a concern SCORE 22
I... never thought of that. SCORE 24
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Love is the only race that matters SCORE 179
The more you know. SCORE 147
Pet him, you monster! SCORE 255
Probably The Perfect Band Name SCORE 95
R.I.P. Carrie Fisher SCORE 176
Stop speaking English. SCORE 265
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