Let the war begin! SCORE 118
I experienced magic in Central Park today SCORE 154
Good use of the Pokemon hype SCORE 102
Come on Jesus, get with the program. SCORE 59
I would watch this SCORE 129
This dog has life figured out. SCORE 161
Commander Crunch. My whole life is a lie. SCORE 77
Husky and Golden Retriever Mix SCORE 155
Dear Mr. Postman SCORE 130
Drove past an Arby’s today and had this stunning revelation SCORE 72
The Pros And The Cons Of Having Curly Hair SCORE 95
When You Finish A Series On Netflix… SCORE 87
I saw a passenger knitting and asked if she could knit me a hat. SCORE 106
Next Episode Please SCORE 68
How to make sushi SCORE 22
Propaganda SCORE 77
How to twerk SCORE 74
When You Have Guests SCORE 80
Accurate. SCORE -75
When A Kid Asks You Why The Sky Is Blue SCORE 103
OK. Fine. Hillary, I guess. SCORE 111
Pokemon In Their Evolution Costumes SCORE 104
It absolutely is… SCORE 81
World’s best dad SCORE 106
This pun is delicious. SCORE 102
When I’m old. SCORE 86
Feeling Bad vs. Feeling Good SCORE 69
And People Keep Saying Their Kids Have ADHD SCORE 153
Guilty SCORE 81
Same-day delivery! SCORE 122
Calvin’s take on God SCORE 46
The Pokemon Go starter pack SCORE 57