One does not simply leave bubble wrap untouched. SCORE 245
I’d love to hangout, but I have to go sit in my house by myself. SCORE 181
That’s Dr. Chihuahua to you! SCORE 170
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
Trolling your significant other. SCORE 304
This never happens. SCORE 155
When you run out of shows to watch. SCORE 237
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
The awesome moment when you buy good headphones and discover new instruments in a song. SCORE 329
Let’s play a game… SCORE 259
Know the difference. SCORE 194
Physiological effects of alcohol. SCORE 229
Realistic snack food names. SCORE 257
Conundrum. SCORE 210
You shall not pass! SCORE 382
I’ve been betray! SCORE 339
What “meow” means. SCORE 300
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 275
My father’s death will soon be avenged. SCORE 252
I love fajitas. SCORE 226
WUT? SCORE 268
How girls’ purses work. SCORE 285
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
Cats Cab. SCORE 203
Glam rock. SCORE 157
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
Don’t go bacon my heart… SCORE 195
A dogs life. SCORE 134
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 182
Life in the 90’s. SCORE 451