It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! SCORE 56
Taking showers… SCORE 83
The Lies I’ve Told SCORE 60
Parents will understand SCORE 147
It’s only Wednesday SCORE 105
What Pokemon is this? SCORE 133
Pokemon Go is a great alternative to Tinder SCORE 94
Perfect Argument Breaker SCORE 148
When you hear a really annoying voice… SCORE 118
Nightmare fuel. SCORE 83
Summer SCORE 75
Wed-nes-day SCORE 109
Tunnel of books in a bookstore in China SCORE 103
Either SCORE 114
Bring me home. SCORE 93
A quote from Bush’s speech for the fallen Dallas police officers. SCORE 222
We’ve All Done It SCORE 115
Link problems SCORE 140
Stress perm SCORE 50
Some beautiful words SCORE 70
Let it out SCORE 74
I wish the taco food truck industry would adopt the ice cream man’s business model SCORE 90
These jeans were tested on animals. SCORE 51
A cabinet full of expensive plates SCORE 123
Oedipus SCORE 165
Poor mosquitoes SCORE 65
Some wise words SCORE 85
Grow a pear SCORE 63
Why do my legs hurt so much? SCORE 117
Like a gender reveal SCORE 29
When you’re Amish and you just want to make your father proud SCORE 73
Napping is such a gamble… SCORE 86
