She may have won the battle, but I won the war. SCORE 70
Touchscreen SCORE 77
My Jewish mother gave me this as a housewarming gift. SCORE 201
They said it was a plan to take their guns away. SCORE 82
Same. SCORE 160
That’s hella cute but nobody gonna talk about the man levitating in the background SCORE 196
Found this resignation letter on my desk this morning SCORE 111
It took 100 years for cricketers to realize that brain is as important as balls SCORE 156
Annnnnd we’re done here. SCORE 37
When I state my opinion at family gatherings SCORE 78
Friends in college starter pack SCORE 97
FEED ME SCORE 51
…but have you seen my flipping skillz? SCORE 119
More amazing animal facts! SCORE 80
Violence will only be met with violence SCORE 93
As someone in their late 20s who has started gaining a decent amount of weight… SCORE 74
When you show someone something you’re really proud of and they say "cool" and change the topic SCORE 118
Don’t bite your tongue! SCORE 31
don’t worry SCORE 61
Goat life. SCORE 81
*block* SCORE 120
Slacker SCORE 88
When you have crippling depression and smile for the first time in months SCORE 73
We’re expecting… SCORE 94
Cats like circles. SCORE 127
I saw that going differently in my mind. SCORE 86
Frida the rescue dog now has her own mural in Mexico City. SCORE 149
StRaNgE DoGgO BeInG AbDuCtEd bY PsYcHo KiDnApPeR sCrEaMiNg fOr HeLp SCORE 38
Mah, stop it. :) SCORE 172
Too soon! Back, beast! SCORE 83
When my co-workers are talking about this year’s teambuilding trip SCORE 63
A day in the life. SCORE 100
