I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
That awkward moment when… SCORE 138
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
How people see me. SCORE 233
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
Seems legit. SCORE 150
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
Friends. SCORE 213
All the Navies! SCORE 172
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
Accurate. SCORE 257
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
Please be troll. SCORE 230
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
New books. SCORE 200
I love you. SCORE 20
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
How marriage works. SCORE 66
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
