Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Are you even real? SCORE 113
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 117
RIP to my face… SCORE 85
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Not a chance, pal. SCORE 59
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Well, he’s not wrong… SCORE 77
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
Doggo loves hooman SCORE 103
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
I GUESS SCORE 46
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
The life of a book. SCORE 74
How to find a dog. SCORE 65
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Paragraph. SCORE 52
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
