Nursing homes in 30 years. SCORE 128
Trust me, I’m a firefighter. SCORE 109
How to teach English literature. SCORE 93
Like a little boss. SCORE 38
When I come home from college for the holidays. SCORE 98
Man’s best friend. SCORE 126
Cookies. Not even once. SCORE 147
Then I was born. SCORE 240
Police fail. SCORE 220
The human bicycle. SCORE 243
How ADHD works. SCORE 179
My car. SCORE 87
Did somebody say “tuna”? SCORE 86
Rawr SCORE -5
When people wear confusing costumes for halloween. SCORE 150
The original Freudian Slip. SCORE 101
Haven’t you heard of catfish? SCORE 68
Whenever I hear my name, but I can’t tell from where. SCORE 113
Wouldn’t we all do this for pizza?! SCORE 7
Misunderstood shark. SCORE 152
You make a compelling point. SCORE 169
I like big books & I cannot lie. SCORE 181
So called “Trader” Joe’s… SCORE 175
How to troll your dad. SCORE 178
Whenever the Internet dies. SCORE 46
The venus flyyyy trap. SCORE 122
I scream, you scream. SCORE 109
Cats are jerks. SCORE 115
LSHMSFOAIDMT XD SCORE 6
A zombie Charlie Brown Halloween. SCORE 53
Ultimate fan SCORE 157
They killed Kenny, again… SCORE 154
