slap them SCORE 13
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
accidental beauty SCORE 31
a very small dog SCORE 15
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
cats find a way SCORE 23
i like bananas SCORE 9
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
working cat SCORE 20
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
did i stutter? SCORE 12
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
memorable first customer SCORE 17
it’s perfect SCORE 21
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
zero traction SCORE 11
supersize it SCORE -4
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
every segment on the news SCORE 14
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
is this satire? SCORE 14
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28